She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just want nice things and good sex
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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