is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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