Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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