It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
