Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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