how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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