You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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