he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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