i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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