Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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