I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
