dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I look better un-naked...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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