Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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