How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We have so much sex to catch up on
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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