Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize
