Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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