NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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