Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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