Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
too bad you live with your parents still
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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