i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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