The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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