shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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