I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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