Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
The struggles of a small town man whore
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
