Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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