is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
it was like eating out sand paper
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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