i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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