I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I have post one night stand depression
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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