she was so not down for the gang bang
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
