sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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