ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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