cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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