It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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