you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I need moral support for this bender
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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