doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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