It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Randomize
