Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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