Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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