I skipped work to stalk him.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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