I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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