the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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