after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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