nutella sex= disaster
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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