Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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