Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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