oh god the rape fog is back!
What did we do last night that was yellow?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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