nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I am mentally ready for anal.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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