OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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