I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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