Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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