What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Enjoy the penises
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
