if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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