Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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